eBike

Who the fuck thought of these? I'm sure although great for the environment, so is a bicycle. Ride that shit like your life depends on it. I've you're overweight? Bang! You have a mode of transportation that helps the environment as well as yourself lose some baby fat. These extra wide bicycles allow the rider to travel 15km/h while the rest of traffic is travelling 50-60km/h. I wouldn't care if they stayed in the bike lane, but they're too fat! They stick into traffic, while some jackass who is too cheap to ride a motorcycle wobbles his way along. You don't need a licence for these either, which means any dickmouth with 2 legs and a bicycle helmet can ride one. Any motorized vehicle that is travelling on a public roadway should require a license whether its a moped of a transport truck. Ride your bike, along a trail outside of traffic to get to your destination. Let the motorized vehicles drive without the hassle and danger of eBikes.