eBike

Who the fuck thought of these? I'm sure although great for the environment, so is a bicycle. Ride that shit like your life depends on it. I've you're overweight? Bang! You have a mode of transportation that helps the environment as well as yourself lose some baby fat. These extra wide bicycles allow the rider to travel 15km/h while the rest of traffic is travelling 50-60km/h. I wouldn't care if they stayed in the bike lane, but they're too fat! They stick into traffic, while some jackass who is too cheap to ride a motorcycle wobbles his way along. You don't need a licence for these either, which means any dickmouth with 2 legs and a bicycle helmet can ride one. Any motorized vehicle that is travelling on a public roadway should require a license whether its a moped of a transport truck. Ride your bike, along a trail outside of traffic to get to your destination. Let the motorized vehicles drive without the hassle and danger of eBikes.

WTF!?!?! Where am I?

How many of you work in a corporate environment? How many of you are blown away by the lack respect in that environment. When I go to the bathroom to take a piss I am overwhelmed with the lack of precision, and lack of skill that some people have when they take a piss. I find myself day after day inspecting the 4 urinal selection to see which one has the least amount of piss under it. When I find that sweet spot, I still have to stand with my feet 4 feet apart so I don't step in the stale piss pile which lies underneath waiting for a victim....To add to the pisspuddle....Who the fuck wipes their nose gold on the wall behind urinals!?!?!? Is this high school? Am I in a factory?!?! I will admit that time to time we are called upon to stick our finger into our nose to get that rock hard specimen out...but it goes into a kleenex, or a paper towel, or a napkin......It just blows my mind that someone would feel comfortable enough to just pick and wipe while standing there taking a piss......Last, but certainly not least.....the Mummy dick.....I understand that some religions have rules forbidding the contact with your forbidden no-no parts.....but to leave your mummy dick behind for others to clean up is a bit ridiculous......walking into the bathroom to either find a giant wad of rolled mummy D T.P on the floor, or plugging a toilet is beyond ridiculous. Are you forbidden to touch a garbage can? or a toilet flush handle? lets get real.

The bathroom is a disgusting enough place, that is doesn't need to be disrespected any more....